sense8online
5 years ago
Hernando, I’m seeing things.
cavilhenry
6 years ago
I asked for an army, and all I got was you.
#even from azzano#i can hear bucky’s voice#screaming ‘wHAT’D YOU SAY ABOUT MY STEVIE YOU PRICK?!’
naila-kk
6 years ago
*Bucky storming through the New Avengers facility*
Bucky: STEVE!! *barging through the doors*
Steve: oh no
Bucky: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DOING SOMETHING STUPID
Steve: but i didn't....
Bucky: yeah? WHAT DO YOU CALL ALMOST DYING ON A FLOATING ISLAND ?!!
Steve: *puppy face*
Bucky: ..
Bucky: .
Bucky: DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
naila-kk
6 years ago
*Bucky storming through the New Avengers facility*
Bucky: STEVE!! *barging through the doors*
Steve: oh no
Bucky: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DOING SOMETHING STUPID
Steve: but i didn't....
Bucky: yeah? WHAT DO YOU CALL ALMOST DYING ON A FLOATING ISLAND ?!!
Steve: *puppy face*
Bucky: ..
Bucky: .
Bucky: DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
stcrtrek
6 years ago
Tony: So... I mean, you sound like Jarvis, you...
Vision: I'm not Jarvis.
Tony: Yeah, but you wanna come be my butler?
Vision: What?
Tony: I pay good.
Vision: I have no use for currency.
Tony: You could buy Wanda some nice things...
Vision: Keep talking.
widowbitesandhearingaids-blog
6 years ago
headcanon that Natasha’s an amazing singer but God help the poor fool who every comments on it. Everyone knows this. You mention the singing, you die. Fact.
Everyone knows but Bucky. And one day Bucky hears her singing Russian lullabies to herself and softly joins in, because he still remembers the language, and Natasha lets him. And Clint stumbles into this bizarre assassin duet and just backpedals the fuck outta there because nah man, there’s some things he’s just not prepared for, and the two scariest people he knows singing children’s songs is one of them