asstology
5 years ago
The signs as Batman villains
The Joker: Cancer, Aquarius
Harley Quinn: Sagittarius, Libra
The Riddler: Gemini, Pisces
Bane: Taurus, Aries
Poison Ivy: Scorpio, Capricorn
Catwoman: Virgo, Leo
girlforce-deactivated20160106
5 years ago
The signs as emotions people feel, but can't explain
Aries: Ambedo. A melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details — raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee — Briefly soaking in the experience of being alive, an act that is done purely for it's own sake.
Taurus: Nodus Tollens. The realization that the plot of your life doesn't make sense to you any more — that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre — which requires you to go back and reread the chapters you had originally skimmed to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.
Gemini: Kairosclerosis. The moment you realize that you’re currently happy — consciously trying to savour the feeling —which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an after-taste.
Cancer: Sonder. The unexplainable feeling of neither sadness nor happiness, but the realization that every stranger around you, whether on the streets or in pictures, has a live as vivid and complex as your own.
Leo: Nighthawk. A recurring thought that only seems to strike you late at night—an overdue task, a nagging guilt, a looming and shapeless future—that circles high overhead during the day, that pecks at the back of your mind while you try to sleep, that you can successfully ignore for weeks, only to feel its presence hovering outside the window, waiting for you to finish your coffee, passing the time by quietly building a nest.
Virgo: Catoptric Tristesse. The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all — that although we reflect on each other with the sharpness of a mirror, the true picture of how we’re coming off somehow reaches us softened and distorted, as if each mirror was preoccupied with twisting around, desperately trying to look itself in the eye.
Libra: Vellichor. The strange wistfulness of used book stores, which are somehow infused with the passage of time — filled with thousands of old books you’ll never have time to read, each of which is itself locked in its own era, bound and dated and papered over like an old room the author abandoned years ago, a hidden annex littered with thoughts left just as they were on the day they were captured.
Scorpio: Monachopsis. The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place, as maladapted to your surroundings as a seal on a beach — lumbering, clumsy, easily distracted, huddled in the company of other misfits, unable to recognize the ambient roar of your intended habitat, in which you’d be fluidly, brilliantly, effortlessly at home.
Sagittarius: Kenopsia. The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that’s usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet—a school hallway in the evening, an unlit office on a weekend, vacant fairgrounds—an emotional after image that makes it seem not just empty but hyper-empty, with a total population in the negative, who are so conspicuously absent they glow like neon signs.
Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit. The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like—as if all your social taste buds suddenly went numb, leaving you unable to distinguish cheap politeness from the taste of genuine affection, unable to recognize its rich and ambiguous flavours, its long and delicate maturation, or the simple fact that each tasting is double-blind.
Aquarius: Xeno. The smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence — moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
Pisces: Mahpiohanzia. The disappointment of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the ballast of your own weight and ignited the fuel tank of unfulfilled desires you've been storing up since before you were born.
most to least evil
1. Scorpio
2. Leo
3. Virgo
4. Aries
5. Taurus
6. Capricorn
7. Aquarius
8. Gemini
9. Cancer
10. Sagittarius
11. Pisces
12. LibraThe bae and I are at the same level
rulingplanets
6 years ago
Gabriella vs Sharpay
Gabriella: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
Sharpay: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
edwardiiapologist
6 years ago
sinning: aries, leo, virgo, aquarius
suffering: cancer, saggitarius, capricorn, pisces
both: taurus, gemini, libra, scorpio
alltimeloe
6 years ago
quality blog vs. shitposter
quality blog: capricorn, sagittarius, taurus, aquarius
shitposter: aries, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio
quality shitposter: pisces
actual shit: libra
ohbb8-blog
6 years ago
signs as new avengers
wanda maximoff: gemini, sagittarius
sam wilson: cancer, pisces
steve rogers: capricorn, leo
the vision: aquarius, virgo
james rhodes: taurus, libra
natasha romanoff: scorpio, aries
robbstark-archive-deactivated20
6 years ago
the signs as daredevil characters
aries: vladimir ranskahov
taurus: vanessa marianna
gemini: ben urich
cancer: karen page
leo: claire temple
virgo: leland owlsley
libra: foggy nelson
scorpio: matt murdock
sagittarius: wilson fisk
capricorn: james wesley
aquarius: marci stahl
pisces: father lantom
mysticsigns
6 years ago
the signs as celtic goddesses
aries: flidais –
goddess of the woodlands and wild things. she is a shapeshifter and is associated with protection and wild animals.
taurus: druantia –
queen of the druids and goddess/mother of the tree calendar. symbolises protection, knowledge, passion, fertility, growth and forests.
gemini: brighid –
goddess of fire and water. she is immortalised by many springs and wells. brighid was so loved that she was made a saint when christianity became onset.
cancer: cyhiraeth –
goddess of streams. her scream foretells death. she is the queen of banshees.
leo: arianrhod –
goddess of time, karma and retribution. keeper of the silver wheel of stars, a symbol of time and karma.
virgo: cerridwen –
goddess of moon, grain and nature. she is the patron of poets and greatest of all the bards. she represents luck, inspiration, the arts and astrology/zodiac.
libra: don –
queen of the heavens and goddess of air and sea. rules over the land of the dead. symbolises control of the elements and the moon.
scorpio: morrigan –
queen of phantoms and goddess of sensuality, prophecy, revenge and magic. often appears as a raven or crow.
sagittarius: cailleach –
goddess of disease and plague. she is also known as the "veiled one". she resides in the afterworld realm where she receives the dead.
capricorn: creiddylad –
goddess of flowers and love. connected with the festival of beltane (a celtic festival celebrated on may day) and called the may queen.
aquarius: airmid –
goddess of healing, medicinal plants and keeper of the springs. regenerates the dead and brings them to life again.
pisces: caer ibormeith –
goddess of sleep and dreams. often takes the form of a swan. singer of the sweetest, most restful music ever heard on earth.
zodiacale
6 years ago
Most to Least Intimidating Signs
Scorpio
Virgo
Aries
Taurus
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Gemini
Leo
Cancer
Pisces
Libra